It was break time and the doctors were sitting together.
An
English doctor bragged, "We are so clever that we transplanted a
heart
into a patient and he was able to function properly in a few months!"
A
German doctor replied, "That's nothing. Our country is so advanced
that we were able to replace a man’s backbone, and in a few
weeks he was
able to walk!"
A Russian doctor interrupted them. "My country is
above of all of you.
My patient needed a whole brain transplant and in
a few days he
was able to walk AND find a job."
An American
doctor came in and said, "We are the most clever people.
We treated a
man with no heart, no backbone and no brains and
he became our
president overnight!!!"
